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Mel B’s epic wedgie pick
Victoria Silvstedt in Miami (3/10) There’s an epidemic of falling off vaginas sweeping Miami right now. But don’t worry, Victoria Silvstedt is safe.
Britney Spears at her son’s soccer match in Calabasas (3/9) Just a heads up to anyone in the Southern California area. A miniature black hole has formed within Britney Spears’ anus and is consuming everything within a 500-foot radius. You’d best avoid her.
Katy Perry arriving at a meeting in West Hollywood (2/8) We’ll kick off the week with Katy Perry sportin’ a nice wedgie in her big girl panties. Be sure to keep checking back in periodically to see if she’s picked it yet . . . ***SPOILER ALERT*** . . . she hasn’t yet. Sucks.