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Britney Spears at her son’s soccer match in Calabasas (3/9) Just a heads up to anyone in the Southern California area. A miniature black hole has formed within Britney Spears’ anus and is consuming everything within a 500-foot radius. You’d best avoid her.
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Um, Rumer Willis, your, um . . .
Rumer Willis had the mother of all cameltoes yesterday while leaving a salon in West Hollywood. Her vagina basically ate her dress. Like Jonah Hill at Sizzler. Yes, folks, I have a college degree from a really good university, and I’m writing about vagina-eating dresses. Where did my life go wrong?