Do you laugh at dilettantes who can’t spell Christian Louboutin? Shopping doesn’t make any sense if you didn’t buy at least one pair of shoes? You get personally offended by people wearing monstrous shoes or thinking that one or two pairs of footwear is enough. Carrie Bradshaw is your spirit animal? Congrats, you are a shoe junkie. If you wanna make sure of it here is a list of things you’ve probably experienced at one point or another.

1. You consciously tried to squeeze your feet into a pair of discount drop-dead-classy Manolo Blahniks that are one size too small…and you nailed it. Moreover, you bought those puppies, even though you can’t feel your feet walking in them. You’ve made this mistake more than a dozen of times, and you do not regret buying those never-ending pairs of shoes that are meant to be placed in your closet till the time you’d drop a couple of foot sizes.

2. If you had a dollar every time people asked you ‘Do you really need another pair of shoes, you already have almost the same pair”, you would be able to build your own shoe empire. Seriously, just roll your eyes and show those shoe threats how it’s done.

3. You could never get enough pairs of black boots and you can fiercely defend every pair ‘cause they look completely different. Moreover, these cuties even match your personality.

4. You have nothing left to do but ask your BF to move out and turn a spare room into a walk-in shoe closet. And you don’t care if you show more affection toward your footwear, unconditional love means putting others first, in this case it’s about shoes, OK?

5. You’d prefer to die rather than admit to shoe pain. And NO, there’s no need to bring an extra pair of flats just in case, cause no matter what you’ll never take those fabulous heels off. Only a high heel junkie can totally get it.

6. You have more images of your shoe goals than selfies saved in your phone. Those who have a penchant for footwear are not really interested in taking selfies.

7. You literally can’t get those $1.000 sexy Miu Miu platforms out of your head. You foam at the mouth just imagining yourself rocking the streets wearing such treasures. Your eternal struggles will drive you crazy unless you break the bank and satisfy your soul with buying those.

8. You hate public transportation because you go bananas if something like this happens. Seriously, stay away from my shoes.

9. You keep all of your babies in perfect condition, and there is nothing more unfair than to pick a pair in the morning. You like to comfort your relatives with an excuse that at least you are not addicted to cocaine. I kid. I kid.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Hollywood’s glam couple are almost TOO real here! We like to think of them as always young, hot and exciting. We’re a bit sad.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Kim has been looking HOT lately with her new post-baby bod, but this just takes the cake . . . looks like they would take the cake too . . .

Tom Cruise
Is it just us? Usually Cruise’s smile is infectious, but here we’re remind simply of a sloppy Tweedle Dee or.. Tweedle Dum?

A Bit Of ‘Trailer. . .’ In Miley Cyrus
We’ve been wondering where Miley’s influences as of late have been coming from.

Rihanna
Nope, Rihanna as a conservative “Mom” will never fly!

Johnny Depp
Would Depp have become as popular as he is now if he looked like this?

Jay-Z and Beyonce
The Mr. & Mrs actually look sweet here.. but we don’t think this look would sell albums for either of them.

Madonna.. What If?
Although this would never happen to Madge, her majesty the Queen of Pop.. it does make you wonder what money can buy?

David and Victoria Beckham
Some people might be laughing but it makes us sad.

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In 2006, the singer/actress was involved in a major highway pile-up that resulted in her killing Awatef Aboudihaj. Brandy was never convicted, but she says the accident still haunts her.

Robert Wagner’s wife, Natalie Wood, fell overboard a boat and died in 1981. This happened when a fight broke out between Walken and Wagner about whether Walken wanted to sleep with his wife.

Robert Wagner’s wife, Natalie Wood, fell overboard a boat and died in 1981. This happened when a fight broke out between Walken and Wagner about whether Walken wanted to sleep with his wife.

In 2000, a hectic fight broke out after a Super Bowl party in Atlanta involving Lewis, his two companions,and a group of other people. This brawl resulted in the deaths of Richard Lollar and Jacinth Baker. 11 days later, Lewis and his companions were charged with murder and aggravated-assault.

A dumb feud between rappers Gucci Mane and Jeezy over a 2005 song they did together turned into a messy confrontation which ended with Jeezy’s best friend, Pookie Loc, being killed. Gucci Mane says that it was self-defense.

This one of the most famous murder cases to date. In 1994 OJ Simpson’s ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend Ronald Goldman were found stabbed to death outside her home. Only 1997 was OJ found not guilty of the two deaths. There is conclusive evidence that he did in fact murder the two people.

In 1995, 14 year old actress/rapper/author was given 8 years in jail or murdering someone. She needed a time out!

In 2001, the famous actress hit and killed a 9 year old boy and was convicted of vehicular manslaughter. It was said to be a mistake as she didn’t see the little boy crossing the street.

Laura Bush was involved in a fatal car accident during her high school years where she ran a stop sign and crashed into another causing the driver of the vehicle to die. Stops signs are there for a reason, please be careful.

Whilst running an illegal gambling operation in Cleveland, Ohio, 23 year old Don King managed to kill two men. He shot one and the other hit his head on the pavement whilst fighting with King, although some say that King stomped him to death. He spent four years in jail.

Back in 1987, Matthew Broderick was involved in a horrible car accident where his car veered into the wrong lane and ended up killing the two people in the other car. Broderick spent a month in hospital and could not explain what happened due to memory loss.

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They gained a few, didn’t they? Kim’s face was also made to show a little more sagging.

#2 Scarlett Johansson

ScarJo is still a beauty. She’s just way, way nerdier looking.

#3 Beyonce & Jay-Z

The average person usually doesn’t have the money to keep their face and style looking fresh. And we tend to go with lower quality food because of the cost. So your average joe is almost always heavier and less glamourous than a celebrity.

#4 Lady Gaga

Normal people apparently LOVE cheesy 80’s photos. Gaga fits the part perfectly.

#5 Rhianna

Is it tax season already?!

We talked about this. The average person doesn’t have the best diet. And since Lindsay has never seemed to care too much about what she puts in her body, it’s quite possible she could be this overweight. Coke and Adderall are expensive, you know?

#7 William & Kate / Brad & Angelina

Admit it, it is fun to see these powerful couples looking like crap, in all their 80’s glory.

Jennifer’s facial features go perfectly with that midwest motherly look.

#9 Brittney Spears

Yikes! That’s not a good look for her.

#10 Madonna

Madonna is 55 years old. It’s possible that without any help from trainers and beauty magicians, she just might look like this.

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1. Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom
“All I know is I fell asleep and woke up in that Monte Carlo / With the ugly Kardashian / Lamar, oh sorry yo, we done both set the bar low / Bars hard, drugs hard thought that’s the past.” (“Berzerk”)

2. Mariah Carey and Nick Canon
Mariah Carey and Eminem have been battling it out since 2001 ever since the rapper claimed he had a relationship with her. He’s dissed her in many songs including “Superman,” “Jimmy Crack Corn,” and “The Warning,” which including the line “You gonna ruin my career you better get one!” But Carey struck back in her 2009 hit “Obsessed.”

3. Christina Aguilera
In Eminem’s 2000 hit “The Real Slim Shady,” the rapper revealed that Aguilera had performed oral sex on MTV VJ Carson Daly and rocker Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit. “Christina Aguilera, better switch me chairs / so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst / and hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first.”

4. Britney Spears
Also in “The Real Slim Shady,” Eminem manages to take a stab at Ms. Spears: “You think I give a damn about a Grammy? / Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me/ “But Slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird?” / Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? / So you can sit me here, next to Britney Spears?”

5. Will Smith
Eminem apparently took issue with Will Smith’s squeeky clean rap (no cuss words, no talks about killing anyone), rhyming “Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records/well, I do / So f–k him, and f–k you too” on “The Real Slim Shady.”

6. *NSYNC
Eminem threw boy bands under the bus, including fan favorite *NSYNC. In the video for “The Real Slim Shady,” the rapper appears to dance in the video with the group over the words, “I’m sick of you, little girl and boy groups / all you do is annoy me / so I have been sent here to destroy you.”

7. Moby
After electronic music afficionado Moby spoke out against Eminem’s use of misogynistic and homophobic lyrics, the rapper struck back in “Without Me”: “Moby you can get stomped by Obie / you 36-year-old bald headed fag blow me / You don’t know me, you’re too old let go its over, nobody listens to techno.”

8. Michael Jackson
The music video for “Just Lose It” dropped to the displeasure of the late Michael Jackson. The video was a parody of the singer’s child molestation trial and mocked singer’s plastic surgery and a 1984 incident in which Jackson caught his hair on fire while filming a Pepsi commercial.

9. Jennifer Lopez
“Yo wait, I’m an a-hole / Devil with a halo / Hell yeah, I’d nail J.Lo … to the railroad!” (“Symphony in H”)

10. Lady Gaga
“Tell Lady Gaga she can quit her job at the post office / She’s still a male lady.” (“A Kiss”)

11. Justin Bieber
“Him don’t give a damn about Bieber, do Him? / What a demon, a behemoth, evil just seems to be seeping through him.” (“A Kiss”)

12. Rihanna
“’I’ll pee on Rihanna, see man / I’ll do what I wanna /
Spray perfume in a sauna / Run Crazy Glue and Madonna / To the La-Z-Boy sofa / Fold her in two then sit on her,” Eminem proclaimed in “Medicine Ball.”

13. Madonna
“Imagine the visual for that, man / Who woulda thought I Could ever be such a relentless / Prick unleashing his angers(?) / But the chick’s so old
She looks like she out-lived a life sentence.” (“Medicine Ball”)

14. Kim Kardashian
“Damn, I think Kim Kardashian’s a man / She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands /
On her massive Gluteus maximus again / Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend.” (“We Made You”)

15. Jessica Alba
“Why should I wash my filthy mouth out / You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album /
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia /
Man Cash, I don’t mean to mess up your gal but / Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth (brrp) / Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers.” (“We Made You”)

16. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson
“He does not mean to lesbian offend / But Lindsay please come back to seeing men / Samantha’s a 2, You’re practically a 10 / I know you want me girl,
In fact I see your grin.” (“We Made You”)

17. Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de rossi
“Sorry Portia, but what’s Ellen DeGeneres / Have that I don’t, are you telling me tenderness?/ Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman /
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 Xenadrine.” (“We Made You”)

18. Chris Kirkpatrick and Limp Bizkit
“Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked / worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards.” (“Without Me”)

19. Elvis
“I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley / to do black music so selfishly / and used it to get myself wealthy / (Hey!!) There’s a concept that works

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