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Kim gets a million for every year she stays married to Kanye

Kim Kardashian out and about in Hollywood (3/3) Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are currently in the middle of hammering out their prenup before they get married this summer. Kanye didn’t even want one because he’s a fucking lunatic, but the two are close to finalizing a deal that will most certainly see Kim file […]

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A black hole has formed within Britney Spears’ anus

Britney Spears at her son’s soccer match in Calabasas (3/9) Just a heads up to anyone in the Southern California area. A miniature black hole has formed within Britney Spears’ anus and is consuming everything within a 500-foot radius. You’d best avoid her.

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Khloe gives Kim a run for her money

Khloe Kardashian heading to the Rick Ross show in L.A. (3/7) And now we know what Khloe Kardashian looks like when she doesn’t wear Spanx. The end.

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Ashley Greene is vintage hot

Ashley Greene filming The Shangri-La Suite in Redondo Beach (3/8) Here’s Ashley Greene looking vintage hot over the weekend on the set of The Shangri-La Suite. In the film she plays Elvis’ wife Priscilla Presley. Leo DiCaprio plays Elvis in the first half of the film, and then Jonah Hill takes over for the second […]

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Anne Hathaway is lame

Anne Hathaway in Miami (3/9) Anne Hathaway is that chick. You know the kind I’m talking about — that chick who goes to the beach and wears her goddamm clothes into the water like it’s 1922 and she’s worried about the morality police. Anne, you’re not fat. Get some confidence and knock that shit off. […]

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In beautiful people news . . .

Jessica Alba and her family at a park in Brentwood (3/8)

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That seems dangerous

Michelle Rodriguez out and about during Paris Fashion Week (3/5) Michelle Rodriguez is so edgy. She’s been walking around Paris in a see-through shirt and a black mask like the Mexican Lady Gaga (but with more singing talent). Meh. If she wants to be even edgier, she should run into a bank.

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Julie Henderson’s ridiculous bikini body . . . and the afternoon links

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Scarlett Johansson is pregnant

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Candice Swanepoel looks really good from this angle

Candice Swanepoel bikini pics! (Miami – 3/1) Candice Swanepoel was in Miami over the weekend, and wow. That’s just not fair to the other women at the beach. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if she got beat up. And it’d be completely justified — no jury would convict. It’s a nagging fear that unusually attractive […]