Sex sells. That’s an old rule that’s old because it’s true. Sideboob on a supermodel is a nice substitute for that. So, Alessandra Ambrosio flashed a whole lot of her chesty goodness at the opening of her fashion line, Ale, in Beverly Hills. Everybody seemed to want to only talk about how amazing her new clothing line looked, while obviously staring at her faptastic melons. So I’d say it worked.
Someday, I’m going to have my own clothing line as well. Probably in the corner at Target near where the bathrooms are. I hope Alessandra comes out in a revealing dress to support my line of basketball shorts, beer t-shirts, and sandal wear. I feel like I’ve been highly supportive of her for many years now, albeit mostly in a naughty fantasy during private time kind of way, I would like her to scratch my back. Enjoy.