WANTED: Actress for A-list rapper’s new music video that you’d swear was a Coors Light commercial if you only watched the first 30 seconds. Must be willing to have sex with said rapper cowgirl style on his motorcycle as he rides through the desert southwest rapping about having sex with you. Video may possibly be an elaborate troll, but is sure to provide a career boost. Lack of shame PREFERRED. Prior sex tape experience a MUST. Inquire within.