10. Eva Mendes
Eva Mendes have been showing off her rack of late. She appeared topless this year in Vogue Italy and caused controversy in a commercial for a Calvin Klein perfume that was deemed “too hot for television” and subsequently banned. Catch the commercial below.
9. Sara Jean Underwood
Sara Jean Underwood was last year’s Playmate of the Year and is soon to star in Spike’s new digital series “Ask a Playmate.” The petite 24-year-old with a 32B bust was born and raised in Oregon and has the distinction of being both a Playboy Playmate and being all natural…a rare and impressive feat
8. Monica Bellucci
Monica Bellucci is incredibly sexy. The Italian movie star has flawless milky white skin and bosoms to match. In 2004 she appeared naked on the cover of Italy’s Vanity Fair whilst pregnant to protest against Italian laws that prevented the use of donor sperms. She has appeared topless in many films and is probably best known as a topless vampire in Bram Stocker’s Dracula.BTW – I put Uranus on her breasts. (now say that out a loud)
7. Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian is a voluptuous woman best known for her “stolen” sex tape and appearing in her own reality show. Her breasts are as big as her backside, which is a good thing as they help balance her out. In 2007 she posed for Playboy and, more recently, she wrestled Carmen Electra in Disaster Film, her first film role.
6. Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johannson has amazing breasts. The 23-year-old actor, singer and political activist does not believe in monogamy – which doesn’t bode well for impending marriage to Ryan Reynolds. Scarlett is also a cheese freak, saying it’s her main vice. This may help explain her wonderful milk jugs
5. Halle Berry
Halle Berry recently gave birth and it did wonders for her cleavage. Berry is one of the world’s highest paid female actors and will take off her top for a price. She appeared topless in Swordfish and here’s hoping she’ll do it again.
4. Jessica Simpson
It’s hard not to notice Jessica Simpson’s breasts. They are clearly her best feature. The pop singer / country music “star” recently ruffled the feathers of PETA activists when she wore a t-shirt that read “Real Women Eat Meat”. In response Pamela Anderson called her a “b**ch” and a “whore” – which is a bit of the old pot calling the kettle black.
3. Kelly Brook
British actress and model Kelly Brook has two vices – dating bald men and appearing nude on film. The British media are obsessed with her 36DD breasts and who wouldn’t be? She was recently voted the woman most British men wished to date.
2. Marisa Miller
This year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover girl Marisa Miller began her career appearing topless in Perfect 10 magazine. She transitioned into more mainstream modeling after being noticed by a photographer on a Californian beach. Marisa’s all natural 34D breasts are why guys eagerly anticipate Victoria’s Secret’s annual catalogue.
1. Keeley Hazell
Keeley Hazell has the most astonishing breasts on the planet. She has made a career out of showing them off. Every week she appears topless in some magazine and it never, ever gets old. Her 32E breasts are magnificent and will leave you at a loss for words. Kudos to you Ms. Hazell – you make the world a better place.