Tuesday , 17 October 2017

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have consciously uncoupled because they consciously can’t fucking stand each other

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have consciously uncoupled
Well this has been a long time coming. Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband, Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, are divorcing — though they refer to it as a “conscious” uncoupling” in the announcement. Gee, I’ll give you one guess who came up with that condescending euphemism. Hint: it was Gwyneth, that fucking asshole.

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