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Pamela Anderson had a little wardrobe malfunction

TheMan — Fri, 03 Oct 2014 23:10:48 +0000

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A black hole has formed within Britney Spears’ anus

TheMan — Tue, 11 Mar 2014 22:20:43 +0000

Britney Spears at her son’s soccer match in Calabasas (3/9)
Just a heads up to anyone in the Southern California area. A miniature black hole has formed within Britney Spears’ anus and is consuming everything within a 500-foot radius. You’d best avoid her.

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Um, Rumer Willis, your, um . . .

TheMan — Fri, 14 Feb 2014 22:22:55 +0000

Rumer Willis had the mother of all cameltoes yesterday while leaving a salon in West Hollywood. Her vagina basically ate her dress. Like Jonah Hill at Sizzler. Yes, folks, I have a college degree from a really good university, and I’m writing about vagina-eating dresses. Where did my life go wrong?

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