I know it’s not exactly Swimsuit Issue caliber, but hey, Playboy models need love too. Especially when they keep showing up to the beach in increasingly tiny bikinis. So here’s Anais Zanotti in “candid” bikini show for the paps, and if I continue to play my cards, maybe I’ll get to see the private version […]
Here’s “fitness guru and motivational speaker” AKA hot nobody Jennifer Nicole Lee out doing what she does best: posing for the paparazzi at the beach. You know, I simply don’t remember the moms on my block growing up looking quite like BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee. I mean, sure, the means were […]
Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny Here’s Nina Agdal in Beach Bunny’s new campaign. And that’s pretty much all I have to say. You don’t mess with perfection. For example, you’re not gonna catch me trying to draw a dick on Mona Lisa’s cheek.
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap I Missed where I return you to your normally scheduled butt floss post instead of whatever kind of Rust Cohle seizure my brain just had down there. (Can you tell Fish was off today?) So here’s Anais Zanotti and Coralie Terafaffiaffala or whatever doing that thing beautiful women get to […]
You may know Julissa Bermudez from her co-hostess role on BET’s 106 & Park. Or you may be seeing her for the first time. Or you may just not be reading and fantasizing about this curvaceous Dominican being your winter vacation date to the beach and whatever comes after the sun goes down. You can […]
Because all my favorite celebrity hotties are just crushing my dreams right and left, here’s Kelly Brook with some meathead-looking male model dude who’s rumored to be her new boyfriend. Honestly, I don’t see what he’s got that I don’t. Besides a job that requires him to actually go outside and not wear the same […]
