Saturday , 18 November 2017

Paris Hilton’s New Music Video Is Way Deep

1. Paris writhes around next to a pool in a crystal-studded swimsuit and high heels. She probably designed them herself because she’s a true renaissance woman.

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2. Paris hangs out with some friends and some inflatables, including a giraffe because duh she loves animals.

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3. Paris holds a private party for one at sunset. Her tanlines must be fascinating.

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4. Paris has a pool party that looks shockingly similar to Bar Mitzvahs I went to in 1998, except with fewer clothes.

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5. Paris loses a dance-off with a robot.

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6. Paris fulfills a contractual obligation.

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7. Lil Wayne fulfills a contractual obligation.

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8. Paris searches for her preciousssss.

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9. Paris holds a “future boyfriend” audition.

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