Because all my favorite celebrity hotties are just crushing my dreams right and left, here’s Kelly Brook with some meathead-looking male model dude who’s rumored to be her new boyfriend. Honestly, I don’t see what he’s got that I don’t. Besides a job that requires him to actually go outside and not wear the same pair of sweatpants all week. What a loser. And what makes these pictures even worse is that this guy’s right behind Kelly Brook in bikini somewhere on the beach!